Band Boys ruined my life
i really love luke and harry idk

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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